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Dating vs Marriage

Discussion in 'Chat Room' started by AphJN, May 26, 2005.

  1. AphJN

    AphJN Dedicated Member

    Dating vs Marriage .....
    When you are dating ... Farting is never an issue.
    When you are married ... You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
    When you are dating ... He holds your hand in public.
    When you are married ... He flicks your ear in public.
    When you are dating ... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
    When you are married ... A King size bed feels like an army cot.
    When you are dating ... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
    When you are married ... You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy??"
    When you are dating ... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
    When you are married ... He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
    When you are dating ... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
    When you are married ... You wonder who will die first.
    When you are dating ... Just looking at him makes you feel all"mushy."
    When you are married ... When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
    When you are dating ... He knows what the "hamper" is.
    When you are married ... The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
    When you are dating ... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
    When you are married ... He says "It's your job."
    When you are dating ... He understands that you have "male" friends.
    When you are married ... He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
    When you are dating ... He likes to "discuss" things.
    When you are married ... He develops a "blank" stare.
    When you are dating ... He calls you by name.
    When you are married ... He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She".

    :D
     
  2. HJThis

    HJThis Techie7 New Member

    Hi,AphJN

    Hehe ha ha sounds to me like you are in love
    that's great best of luck ;)

    HGD :D
     
  3. wildthing

    wildthing Techie7 New Member

    When you are dating ... He understands that you have "male" friends.
    When you are married ... He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

    more like he is hoping someone will take her off his hands :D
     
  4. brain_damage

    brain_damage D-A-L Team Member (UK)

    Thats why I keep sending Irene on holiday.. :D
    but better the devil you know
     
  5. DJDK

    DJDK Techie7 New Member

    you send her on halidays she will stay with you longer


    lol