I understand that...Worked on a PC from the local Veterans of Foreign Wars PC that had more Smoke dust, Nicotine, and something else I couldnt identify in the PSU, Cracks, and bulkheads in the case.

Watch out for Osama Bin everywhere, he might be hidding in the felt!
Just checked out http://windowsupdate62nds.com you'll need to go in via Firefox or Opera or similar but not iNternet eXplorer, download the neccessary and you'll have windows updates without the nanny state.
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Penpolion