Originally Posted by k_9

Haha, you sure the weren't discussing which of their pet mice nibbled their way through their wardrobe... or which of those DVDs to watch with a cup of tea

We Ninja are partial to having colossal octopi and giant squids as pets. They safeguard the perimeter of Shuriken Island and destroy any who disturb the water.

I'll piss in the water like a drunken sailor and have those octopi and squids sushi style!

Uh, no deal

Originally Posted by CaptainMazda

You would all have been dead the moment you clicked the thread. I wouldn't do that here, I have a use for some of you yet

Oh, please, do continue...

that'd make a very big sushi!