This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the
British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry. Radio conversation:


IRISH:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.



BRITISH:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.



IRISH:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.



BRITISH:
This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


IRISH:
Negative. I say again. You will have to divert YOUR course.



BRITISH:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITANNIA!
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE
UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


IRISH:
We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Oh I Like that one K_9

I've seen that in a few different versions, first time I read it it was an American carrier

http://dyowkz-aloud.blogspot.com/200...1_archive.html

Yes but I like the tables turned with the English/Irish jokes

Nah, the joke isn't as good with the Canadians and Americans... English and Irish jokes are much better... I suppose there's another one out there between the Japanese and Chinese... Ta chi quio kier loi leu tio! Ching chong...

Translate please

Ching chong maka dang dang... ? Sorry, that was completely random. Hope you don't mind...

The most i know of Japanese, is hello. Ka nichiwa! I only speak French, what about any of you?

There's one language I avoid, although I do slip into it occasionally.

Me to, others say its my age

I'm not fluent in idot... but i am fluent when i walk into lets say... a lampost.

Nah, i'm too mature... gloat, gloat...