No Albanians in Albany.
No speakers of Esperanto in Esperance.
No Widgies in Widgiemooltha.
And this place was a disappointment too.
http://encarta.msn.com/map_701557362...se_island.html

I suspect the Dampier effect.

As in, "It's too Dampier for intercourse?" That's a possibility.

Shetland Islands weren't what I expected either...