THE perfect antidote to all that mushy Christmas crap. Oh, I'm envious all over, no fib! I thought I was pretty clever when I bought birthday cards and got out the old black marker - slash, swipe, scribble, hey presto! Happy Birthday becomes Merry Christmas! I wasn't too neat about it either. The best was the card I sent my boss of the time had a bloke dragged up as a nasty secretary filing her nails. 'Wish you a Merry Christmas? That's not my job!'
I'm pretty sure it was a bloke in drag, anyhow. If it wasn't... well, let's not think about it. I'm off the subject here anyhow.
I'll shut up! Get out of your way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqKXGeV6-Wk

the best Yuletide tune since Bing Crosby recorded White Christmas! White Christmas? HA! BITE Christmas!

bit violent but funny

any1 know why santa has a RED beard
???

im puzzled

reminds me of this though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY