if any of thse offend, i apologuise in advance




Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are



Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas



Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ..



Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me



Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why



Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...



Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House



Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...



Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe



Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House



Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate