Originally Posted by brain_damage

Why is "Grecian 2000" only for men?

Because Greeks were Sexist

Originally Posted by brain_damage

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Because the Gov't IS the monopoly

Originally Posted by brain_damage

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Good point!

Originally Posted by brain_damage

If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be?

E.EE

Originally Posted by brain_damage

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Frustration at something so vital is not working (AKA Testosterone)

Originally Posted by brain_damage

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

See what color you turn when exposed!

Originally Posted by brain_damage

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

You need a deeper ocean?

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If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

To remind us what we really are

Originally Posted by brain_damage

Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?

Chalk boards or cave walls

Originally Posted by brain_damage

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Idiots

Originally Posted by brain_damage

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Failed misserably

Originally Posted by brain_damage

Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?

You havent been to Florida, USA

Originally Posted by brain_damage

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash why isn't the whole plane made out of the same stuff?

Too expensive...

Originally Posted by AphJN

Too expensive...

also probably the plane would be 2 heavy 2 get off the ground in the first place lol

Originally Posted by brain_damage

If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be?

all depends the average temperature for that region.