For you ladies....... If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, that is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment;
If you keep quiet it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp;
If you don't you're an insensitive 'Illegitimate one'.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favour.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist.
If you don't you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you aren't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her any more.
Men die first ............ because they want to.
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Originally Posted by Nisar