A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy
leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to
let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and
asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised,
the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300.00 a
week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's
four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty
good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

lol, he's done a homer (simpson)