1. Start at Edinburgh Airport.

2. Catch flight from Edinburgh to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" -
follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for
0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit"
- follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2
miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0
miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for7.8 miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7
miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now that's the way to f**king Amarillo!!!!!!!!

SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!

Cat x

is it true Peter Kay was arrested for abusing a soap pad ?
the police asked him....." is this the way to treat a Brillo"







sorry

lol, great one.

If you can get a flight into Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA your drive would be a little bit shorter, you would just stay on Interstate 40 East, and you would learn how to pronounce Albuquerque, Tijeras, and Tucumcari.

No one wants to learn how to pronounce those names...I lived in Albu for 3 years and I didnt want to learn them...I would rather take I25 north...Boulder CO!