Hi just seen this on another forum I use..

Hi, I am a Latvian computer virus, but because of poor technology in my country, unfortunately I am not able do any harm to your computer.
Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users.

hehe thats pretty good!

That's pretty funny.

Reminds me of those jokes; "We were so poor!!! We couldn't afford to"

...change our minds.

...shake a stick at it.

... blink

...use al d lettrs n d alpabet

or

"We could only afford."

... Medicines called placebos

... Five of the Ten Commandments

... Bagel holes

... Sunrise OR Sunset

Heres another along the same line