I just found these things about a couple of animals..
Zebras
Just horses with go faster stripes. Don't look so clever with a lion hanging off your esra, do you?
Pandas
I like endangered species as much as the next man, but these take the pee. They only eat bamboo and refuse to mate with each other! If they aint gonna meet us half way, stuff 'em. They want to be extinct and good luck to them.
there's more but they're rude..![]()


