A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds of teddy bears carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall.

It's obvious that he has taken quite some time to arrange them. There are small bears along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way across the top shelf.

She finds it strange for a man to have such a large a collection of teddy bears, but she doesn't say anything, and is actually touched by his sensitive side.

She's thinking to herself, "Wow! Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the father of my children!"

She turns to him, they kiss, and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest, and asks coyly "Well, how was it?"

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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