Emoticons

we all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"

where : ) means a smile and : ( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "ass cons" ?
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(_x_)

(_X_)

(_*_)?

How about this one: _____

meaning Laughed My Arse Off.

LMAO !!

outa all them nafeys is best:P

ROF____