WOMAN'S PRAYER

As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

MAN'S PRAYER

I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store and a boat.

Amen.

Oh so true.

Lol!!

I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store and a boat.

forget the boat the deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts who owns a liquor store will be fine for me

any offers

More like ditch the rest........ the local off licence will do you.

Originally Posted by Jaynee

More like ditch the rest........ the local off licence will do you.

What do you mean ditch the rest? i need someone to keep the bed warm for me