Give me 100%!

  1. #1
    D-A-L is offline D-A-L Administrator

    Talking Give me 100%!

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,


    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
    Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

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    Tassie Devil is offline DAL Aussie Contingent
    I know a few people that use that theory where I live.

  3. #3
    Jaynee is offline Senior Member
    David you need to get out more..........

  4. #4
    D-A-L is offline D-A-L Administrator
    [bull****] yep it took me ages to think that up [/bull****]

  5. #5
    chou is offline Dedicated Member
    hehe love that, its top quality

  6. #6
    DJNafey is offline UK site moderator
    lol

  7. #7
    spud is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)
    13,9,3,5 15,14,5 4,1,22,9,4

    12,15,12

  8. #8
    wildthing is offline Elite Member
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G


    never works with the wife

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