Well I had a much darker idea at first...Originally Posted by patriotcow
Here goes;
The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il; I would then round up all of my (his)closest family and political/military friends and then have them publicly executed... probably do it myself. That insane display in public and with the loss of his political base North Korea would or could remove me (him) from power, with no heir apparent. 24 hours is all I need.
<Yoda>Very powerful indeed</Yoda>




Why on earth would you want to be him?
He's got a unique ability which just so happens to be in his football. 
