What beats a Princess

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously ***
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down he aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could just put up your trays, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.



"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I
asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, bitch."

Roflmaopimp....