Vampire lurking the Streets of North wales,uk

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    patriotcow D-A-L Guest

    Vampire lurking the Streets of North wales,uk

    This was aparantly reported in some of the newspapers round here, and it has spread like wildfire thorughout the schools of north wales, UK (city where i live). kids are freaked out. I would ask people in the UK to be careful as i don't think its all goblede gook, and thers is a nutcase out there, who will probably travel around the country.

    Basically the story goes like this.

    Theres is a some alien guy in north wales. he travels mainly in the asian areas. He goes up to muslims and says Assalamu alaykum putting out his hand. He then grabs the hand and bites the person on his neck/ear hand or whatever and i guess attackes them to some extent. Word is that he comes out after dark.

    He was caught once, but apprently he bit through the jail bars to escape.

    Then the police surrounded him to catch him and he vanished into thin air!!!


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    spud is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)
    and the punch line is

    lol

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    brain_damage is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)
    It was this bloke...here unless there's a new one in boddy.............maybe from the castle or the lovely church you have .........if there is I aint coming again .... I'll stay on the main road.....

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    chou is offline Dedicated Member
    hahah sorry patriot but that sounds a load of . . crap? ( dunno what to say without swearing )

    vanished in thin air? you actualy believe that stuff?

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    patriotcow D-A-L Guest
    Vampires can do that, this one can bite through jail bars!

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    patriotcow D-A-L Guest

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    spud is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)
    does anybody have any garlic they dont want


    rotflmfao

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    brain_damage is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)
    That's Ozzy Osbourne gone back home to Brum.. but can't find any bats to bite......

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    spud is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)
    Sharon!

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    chou is offline Dedicated Member
    hahahhaahahhaha sorry but no one can bite through jail bars, thats getting just a lil silly . .

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