I'm wondering if the cops actually had the rights to search her all the way to her buttocks but... here's the news piece and a link to more details.

In an incident that wasn't at all excessive (nope), a 14-year-old girl in Wisconsin was arrested for refusing to stop sending text messages during class, where she proceeded to hide the phone in her ASS CRACK.

Crime: Girl Refuses to Stop Texting in Class, School Calls Cops, Cops Arrest Girl

Student Arrested For Classroom Texting - February 17, 2009

As Rodney Dangerfield used to say, " No respect"

Some of the comments in the first link are funny...examples...

- One could say they, ahem, *cracked* the case.
- Pity it wasn't a CrackBerry, you know, for added irony..
- I would have called her right then so I could say that I made a booty call, literally.

She did that cuz she wanted to be like Ma Bell and reach out and touch someone...lol

Omg lol