A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm

The bike consented, hoping that just this once it could be on top.

Utterly ridiculous sentencing. And to be placed on the sex offenders register for 3 years!! What the hell is that all about?

Seems to open the door to prosecutions against anyone with a fetish, even in the privacy of your own room/home. Watch out, Brown's puritanical prosecutors will be on your case soon enough!

Will they be acting retrospectively? If so David Mellor could be in line for a spell behind bars for toe sucking...

The bike was reportedly spotted at an abortion clinic.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...nhoover103.xml

Wow! There are some really lonely people in this world

I think the street light will be the next victim...

That's utterly ridiculous! (and hillarious... hard to imagine really)
My argument though... It wasn't being done in public.. He was in the privacy of his own (abeit rented) room he wasn't harming anyone.. If this is the case many people should be in jail for random fetishisms... What crap..

Originally Posted by k_9

Wow! There are some really lonely people in this world

I think the street light will be the next victim...

XD Here you go
Street light victim

with the bike or on the bike?
it will be possible if "bike is the name of a girl"