A man is on his way home from work when he knocks down and kills a deer.Quick thinking,he loads the deer into the car and takes it home to his wife.They decide to cook the deer but not to tell the children what they are about to eat.At dinner everyone is tucking in when the children ask what they are eating.The dad says"i am not going to tell you but i will give you a clue,its what mum sometimes calls dad?"

The little girl spits out her food and says"dont eat it!!! its a f*cking ********!"

Joke of the day! Good one, spud.