a jelly baby wakes up in the morning and notices coconut and liquorice all over his willy so he goes to the STD clinic the doctor looks at it and asks what he's been up to?

all smug the jelly baby replies "****ing allsorts"

my daughter sent me that as a text earlier on today

haha funny.... my friend got that as a text about 3 weeks ago!!

Whats a jelly baby?

they are sweets:

Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.