We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


means a smile and


is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by


:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass


You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

LOL

That all takes me back to the days of Bulletin Boards, IRC & ALT Net. ~(:8) Oink Oink

Funny **** Spud