> > Are you having a bad day ??
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Well, then, consider this...
> >
> >In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in
the
> >same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am., regardless
> >of their medical condition.
> >
> >This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
> >something to do with the supernatural.
> >No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
> >around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts
> >was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
> >
> >The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
>of
> >the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
> >see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
> >Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects
> >to ward off the evil spirits.
> >
> >Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
> >part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the
> >life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
>
>................................................. ...........................


>
> > Having a Bad Day?
> >
> >The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez
> >Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
> >two of the most expensively saved animals were being released
> >back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
> >
> > A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
> >................................................. ................
> > Still think you are having a Bad Day?
> >
> >A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
> >frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
wire
> >running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
>to
> >jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
> >a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
> >that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
> >................................................. ...
> >
> > STILL think you're having a Bad Day?
> >
> >Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
>sending
> >pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
> >thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
> >stampeding madly.
> >
> >The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

Thanks spud, I feel much better now!