A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
> His friend says, "My feet are cold mate .
> Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."
> The guy goes upstairs,
> and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters.
> "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."
> The first daughter says, "That's not true."
> He says, "I'll prove it."
> He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
> His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

lmao

lmao, good joke. ill use that 1 later