The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
> has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
>
> This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
> the
> wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
> 13 Things PMS Stands For:
> 1. Pass My Shotgun
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> 5. People Make me Sick
> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> 8. Pimples May Surface
> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> 12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>
> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
> good
> laugh! Or men who need a warning!
> And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
>
> Another thing to giggle about..
>
>
>
> My husband, not happy with my mood swings,
>
> bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my
> moods.
> When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves
> a
> big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
> Here, have some chocolate.



how do you make a hormone?



dont pay her!