A guy is drinking at a bar when a drunken ***** stumbles in the door,
staggers up to the man, points his grimy finger in his face and shouts "I
just [censored] your mother".

The whole bar is silent, expecting a fight, but the guy ignores the drunk.
The sot takes a seat at the end of the bar. Ten minutes later, the drunk
comes back, points at the same guy and says, "Your mother gives great ****!"
Again, the man ignores the drunk, who wanders off again.

Five minutes later, the drunk is back. "I even [censored] her in the as-----"

Finally, the man interrups..."Dad! Go home----you're drunk!"

That's made my lunchtime.

sweet

lmao good one