> Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office ...
> But she had a boyfriend...
> One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
> give
> you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you"
> But the girl said "NO WAY!"
> Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
> down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up"
> She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
> boyfriend ... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
> Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very
> fast,he won't even be able to get his pants down!"
> So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
> Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
> call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfrie! nd call s and asks "What happened?"
> She said "The bastard used coins!!"
> Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
> before
> agreeing to it and getting screwed!

LMFAO, good one amigo

lmao good one

A good laugh first thing in the morning. Just what I need, thanks!