asda theft warning

  1. #1
    spud is offline D-A-L Team Member (UK)

    asda theft warning

    I don't know if you shop at ASDA, but this may be useful to know.

    >

    > I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me

    >as I am a victim of the latest scam whilst shopping.

    >

    > This happened at the ASDA in MK and it could happen to you. Here's

    >how the scam works:

    >

    > Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are

    >leaving while you are placing your packages on the floor of the front

    >seat.

    > One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other

    >comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts

    almost coming out of her blouse.

    >

    > It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them

    >a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to another supermarket.

    >

    > You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they

    >start having sex with each other.

    > Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral

    >sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    >

    > I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I

    >couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

    >

    > Be careful.

    >
    spud


  2. #2
    DJDK is offline Senior Member
    spud that was orginally wallmart. change the MK to Manchester or some other town.
    lol

    nice one

  3. #3
    DevilsAdvocate is offline Elite Member
    Quote Originally Posted by DJDK
    spud that was orginally wallmart. change the MK to Manchester or some other town.
    lol

    nice one
    Why, do you have something against Milton Keynes?

    Dunno about it being originally Walmart, but it was originally an email (pet hate #38 - people who cut and paste email funnies without adjusting the formatting and removing all the > > > crap, etc!).

  4. #4
    DJDK is offline Senior Member
    lol, see i forgot them.....

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