Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," �says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off the car!"

lmao

Given the falling numbers of women taking holy orders, Brain Damage, we could well be telling nun jokes long after the last nun has disappeared!
Haven't come across that version of the 'show him your cross' joke before, but I like it.

And here's another;


Two nuns working in the herb garden. They see some crows diving and swooping onto the patch. The first nun goes running in amongst them shouting 'F*ck off, f*ck off'. The Mother Superior comes rushing out. "Sister! There is no need to react in that way. Just move close and flap your habit, they'll f*ck off just the same."

lol good one, i heard a nun joke the other day but ive forgotton it