A man gets on the train and sits down.At the next stop a woman gets on with a really short skirt and sits oposite.He can't help but notice that shes not wearing any knickers,and her small fury animal was on show.He tried as hard as he could not to look but eventually he couldn't take his eye's off.

"Are you looking at my crotch" the girl says
The man replies "I'm not being funny or nothing but you get on the train with that skirt on and no drawers. sit with your legs wide open,and you expect people not to look"
"It does tricks you know"The girl says.
" what you talking about" replies the man.
"Watch this" she says"
He looks between her legs,then all of a sudden it smiles.
"F*cking hell,thats amazing" says the man
"Watch this" She says.
So he looks again,then all of a sudden it winks.
"For f*ck sake,in all my life i've never been so amazed"
" stick two fingers up it" the girl says,
The man replies





"F*CK OFF, IT DONT WHISTLE AS WELL DOES IT"

Cat x